You may find this interesting. This is my first blogpost on Zimlink of a series I call PunDemon-ium. It simply is a wordplay blogpost. You may get some of the one-liners , you may miss some of them. Sometimes the hint will be in “quotes”.
I just got my result slip;
it seems to expose much about my exam sleep.
To cut a “long story short,”
if you test me I will “put you to book.”
In school I hated the class monitor;
it was an old Toshiba model.
During the iron age,
I bet no one had a creased shirt.
You’re asking me if my computer has windows?
Does it look like a house?
Trevor Noah should have featured on Synik’s
Africa Stand Up.
I heard Jay-Z and Damon Dash cut ties,
Hey I hate formal wear too, but that’s extreme.
You rappers should try using Cobra Polish,
your flows don’t shine.
When a boy falls for a cougar,
The first shall be the lust.
Girls know I’m hard to get over,
like the great wall of China.
The devil must be a cobbler,
Why is he in the business of buying soles?
Okay, your computer can save a file?
Well Jesus can save a life.
Prisoners are really like cytoplasm,
You’ll always find them in a cell.
If you like my one-liners proud to say I thought them all up, i don’t care who forwarded them).
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©Michael “Mcpotar” Mupotaringa, 2013